Wednesday, August 20, 2008 -
The Snickerpuss,
eram mais ou menos 9:22 AM e...
daily quote
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
A woman is an occasional pleasure, but a cigar is always a smoke.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Here’s to our girlfriends and wives; may they never meet!
I drink to make other people interesting.
My brother thinks he’s a chicken, we don’t talk him out of it because we need the eggs.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Quote me as saying I was misquoted.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
Wives are people who feel they don’t dance enough.
You’ve got the brain of a four year old boy, and I’ll bet he was glad to get rid of it.
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